Roughing It

I am not, what you would say, "outdoorsy".

I don't DO camping. I think fishing is grotesquely boring. And hiking only reminds me that I am missing some very important cartilage in my knees.

My idea of Roughing It is a Motel 6.

So when the idea of a weekend long camping trip in North Carolina with my old Raleigh buddies was suggested, I promptly declined.

I have seen entirely too many movies that start off with an innocent camping trip and end up with a face-t0-face meeting between said campers and a machete-weilding Jason Voorhees.

Umm...no thank you.