Can't Buy Me Love

I hate the phrase "Money can't buy happiness".

That's ridiculous.

If you hit the lottery and win fifty million dollars, I figure you can at least afford to make the people you don't like UN-happy.

And that's gotta feel GREAT!

I'd have a fantastic time!

I'd do stuff like show up at an ex-boyfriend's birthday party...

...and give him a $10 gift certificate.



And then a $100,000 CAKE.



I'd say

"I didn't know if you wanted cash, but I figured, who doesn't like chocolate?"

Enjoy.